My What?

A friend of mine sent me the following birthday message on Tuesday morning:

Hey Laurie, Happy Birthday, I’ll try my hand at your horoscope: socializing will go swimmingly, look out for low ceilings, and spent batteries, left turns will lead to food opportunities, your magic words are: Rick, small, berries, softness monitor, and JohnsonStylings. Enjoy!

Not quite sure what to make of it, but will definitely try to take more left turns, assuming he actually meant “food” opportunities and it wasn’t just a typo.

Many thanks for all the wonderful Birthday wishes that I’ve received, plus the very tasty dinners, especially the fantastic pirate food that we were fortunate enough to enjoy in spite of the horrible weather.